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    August 10

    Shameless Plug

    Im going to shameless plug my shit on ebay.

    ***** Buy Me ******

    Dan

    Edit: Im also lazy I Forgot to do *all* HTML tags needed ;x

    May 28

    Sad i know....

    Windows: a 32 bit extension and a graphical user interface,

    built for a 16 bit patch,

    for an 8 bit operating system,

    originally constructed for a 4 bit microprocessor,

    written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

    February 26

    Old News?

    Old news seamed correct here.

    On the 26th March (one month) im 21
    So yeah i need ideas for what to do for my 21st.
    Im thinking a nice piss up in Preston or dunno do something different.
    gah i have no idea what to do.
    Guys any ideas?
    Random people posting comments, great but do it under a different topic. not like you will read this, but dont use this topic / what ever to spam me ok?
    January 10

    Google Video

    Okay since Google put out Google Video (Yes i know this is like old news), spending a few minuites looking throught it, your bound to laught at least once.

    There is some utter shite on there (Numa Numa Dance for example...).

    So here are some things, i *think* are funny
     
     
    Pretty little pussys.... - haha you think im being rude
     
    Any you find? Leave comments...
    October 09

    Errr updates

    Wow err i have an MSN space i havnt used since like june :)
     
    Soo you would think there would be lots to say... well no.
     
    If there was really anything of intrest i probably would have posted it :( anyways...

    Err hi to people who spam comments bout my car, well err okay 2 out of 12... i should make my space private !

    oh well
     
    so how are you people anyways? anything fun and exciting happened?
     
    Been up to much?
     
    - me ive worked most of this year now, and i need a new job
    anyone want give me a job? please? ack fuck you then :/
     
    meh nothing much to say...
     
    Dan
    June 24

    OMFG

    OMFG A FUCKING BUS HIT MY CAR!! - well okay the car is *fine* apart from the fact the wing mirror shattered - and it was HIS fault!! i HATE berry lane and busses now ! tis a shyte road to drive down ! a whole new wing mirror :@!! oh well

    For Sale

    Before i start No Jenny - you wont want this, and i *doubt* you will need it

    For Sale!!

    Netgear Wireless USB Adapter!
    It is 802.11b @ 11Mbps

    In the pack includes, the adaper, usb cable, guide and a driver cd (i think it is anyway)!
    This is a refurbished product and i assume it does actually work - ive not used it, it got stuck on a shelf !

    £7 and you can have it  (& £3 p&p so £10 all together)

    ** This is sold as it is, no refund or what ever - well unless its DOA **

    June 23

    Helloooooooooo!

    How do you do?
    Tas been such a long time since ive updated this, so i thought id post.

    Stirling was a nice place but i cant have my car for the first year, that will cause me problems either relying on the train all the time OR getting some one to drive for 6hours up to scotland - any offers?!

    Anyways whats new?
    Hmm i have an exam tomorrow !! and it *should* be easy *touch wood* ! oh and my parents are going away next week - so this is the offical party notice - confirmed details sooon !

    June 15

    No Title Should be given to this !

    Right, i have FINALLY decided what i am going to do, next year - the Cisco CCNA course - hell the Microsoft/Cisco Foundation Degree was really tempting but, well it isnt to be... I dont really want to be in this hell hole for another TWO years - ONE is bad enough!

    Please put a gun agaisnt my head and pull the triger - comes to mind at the moment ! i hate the fact that exactly 12 months ago my parents had the same chuffing argument about what i was going to do at college - and how about not to waste time etc... Parents WHO needs them eh?

    Anyways on thursday im gonna go and ASK them at uni, if what i have WILL be enough (with print outs) and go well if it isnt, what can i change to IMPROVE it ?!
    I have a terrible feeling they will just laugh at me for having perfetic grades in everything else - hell i would !

    Dan

    Comments replys:
    Phil - Spoke to you on msn :p
    Natalie -

    June 13

    Arg!!

    Hey

    Well okay, so im signing up for college in a couple of days (for another year or two), and well i have a problem, I could do, Cisco CCNA Advanced, OR I could do a NEW course which isnt in the current propsectus but gives me the option to become Microsoft Certified   which bascially in the world of getting a job, looks great and also gives me a big huge heads up for most jobs.
    The pass rate is only at 40% but ill be looking more towards a merit at 60% - Im going up to stirling on thursday but it may be that i dont go to uni untill 2007 not 2006 like i had planned !

    What to do? an extra year here and NOT at uni, but spending it at UCLAN - OR just do the Cisco Course and go to uni in stirling for 2006 - god what do i do?!

    Any way I want a laptop - but Im being a cheapskate and trying not to blow tooo much on eBay :p but i do want a semi-decent laptop so 500Mhz plus

    Dan

    Leave a comment with which i should do! <- course wise!

    oh links:
    http://www.lancs-cumbrianti.ac.uk/comptech.htm <- What i *cld* be doing next year - Note: This is still in progress
    http://www.preston.ac.uk/documents/home/Adult%20Course%20Guide%20Sept-Dec%202005%20Courses.pdf <- page 17 is the Cisco thing

    Arg confusion

    June 04

    :)

    Begger !! i *cant* add what i wanted to here, so its been removed :(

    Anyway you should visit my new site and look at all the fun quotes :)
    oh and to prove i know about computers Cisco Cert
    If that comes back all funny writing goto: Adobe Site
    Laters

    Dan

    Oh and for some reason i havnt got the weird MSN front end while adding this space (yay)

    To the comment: -
    When you write an email you have the 'rich text' front end? - this dosnt its all html ;-)

    Try this Frog Thingy (my highest is between 76 and 77)
    June 01

    randomness...!

    Well hmm its the first of june - and i need to fix my FHM clanender  - it still says may (only just)

    Im off up to stirling in 2 weeks - that should be cool going to look at the uni, find out if i can actually apply *hopes so* or if i need to do another 2 years at college, rather than this one year that im planning on doing!

    by the way im only posting this cause im on meh dinner hour and im working till ten

    Messages for diffrent people:
    Jenny: I will do that CD again at some point - promise
    James: Hey you! we need a night out
    Matt: Did you ever get the space thing to work?!?
    C: Since i HAVNT asked yet, did you have a good birthday?! Sorry couldnt come up, i was working
    Phil: Hey!! Shame about the BBQ mate, maybe a better one next time!
    Kat: Send a better photo of u, so i can put you up else ill put the other back up 
    Lorna: Shame about PNE hun  - Maybe next season - you will get there one day!!!
    Swanny: Its STILL gonna get busy round PNE - but you have a few months till next season 
    Nats: Hey hun! This is so you dont complain that i put paul up and not you !!! And cause your so nice  <-- look you also got the LONGEST message, are you honoured 

    Mmm any one i *may* have missed:
    Hello, how you doing... an good day.

    Dan

    Ohh and leave a comment !!

    May 25

    Hey!

    Hey just quick RANDOM post:

    Who wants to buy me this?
    http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=995 

    Thanks in advance :D
    Dan

    May 21

    Life...

    Right

    Chris's server got hacked the other day - due to exploits not being properly blocked...

    Anyway - i spent a few hours trying to make the server ALOT more SECURE that what it was... - I *attempted* to close all the security holes and actually there was only one or two that wernt fixed - one of them being SSH (how to connect to the server - like a DOS window)

    4pm I told Chris the server was hacked

    5pm - zlib was removed - that left nearly everything USLESS

    8pm  - Got zlip REINSTALLED (via webmin only thing that worked)

    8.30ish got a phone call of Paul saying everything was down email, web, database - web and email where up and mysql was simple to restart

    9pm started to talk to server host about the problem, and showed LOGS of where the attack had come from

    12pm - Spent 3 hours trying to REINSTALL a non-broken version of SSH

    At 1am I had told chris i would try and back up his VLE/CPEuk website - and the SQL for Capricon - that is all !

    2.30am - Downloaded the CPEuk website to hard disk and the Capricon SQL database - had MEANT to download the Capricon website as well "just in case"

    12pm - Server company had formatted and reinstalled the server

    1.15pm - Setup the NEW server with NEW security percautions

    1.30pm - Came to upload the Capricon Website - Didnt have - checked hard drive and its not there - note at this point i texted Chris STRAIGHT AWAY

    2pm - Spoke to Chris and told him i DIDNT have the Capricon website

    3pm - Sent him everything i HAD off the Server... - New root password, and everything else including what logs of the attack i had gotten hold off!

    5pm - Went out to see "The Mang Mang Mangs" with Jenny and James and Spoon and Dodgy Rob and his gf (whos name i CANT remember)

    1am - Dropped Spoon, Jen and James off - came home and found this:

    tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune! says:

    dan, you're a bloody twat - you are not to blame for the server being but you are to blame for not fucking backing up the files you should have done and you told chris you had done

    tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune! says:

    stop being a fucking knob and take some pissing responsibility - chris is running a fucking BUSINESS

    tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune! says:

    not a playground - so take your bloody childish behaviour elsewhere

    - From becky

    I would like to point out a few things:
    1) Chris has a CD-R/W Drive - BLANK CD-R(/W) Are NOT expensive
    2) I was NEVER asked to back up the Capricon website
    3) I had backed it up, it just NEVER got downloaded
    4) If you have never used Linux or even know what it is, or if you DONT create backups of all your documents - dont even fucking dare try and tell me im being Childish over the situation - or BLAME me for not having his files backed up
    Yes Chris is running a business - BUT him NOT having a backup of HIS files is NOT my fault/problem.

    A *Slight* diffrent version of this post was removed by request - BUT if im gonna get abuse for it - you can FUCK OFF all of you twats.

    May 18

    MSN Search

    Okay i cant remember where i saw this from - but I got a link to a News Story on Vnunet.com about Google being more evil than satan - oh i know where - MSN Messenger search (dont ask)!!

    Anyway MSN Search DID post Google as being more evil than satan - on the picture you may notice that Microsoft is second most evil on the list! ! !

    http://images.vnunet.com/v7_images/generic/large/v7_n_msn_search_large.gif

    - Side note:
    No Microsoft is NOT the 3rd on the search - yes there are TWO above it, but the second (google) is a sub number of the first eg:
    1.
      (a)
      (b)
    2.

    etc

    Anyway this made me laugh - so I thought i would share it with the world :)

    Edit: Damn you phil noticing the fact i had a MINOR (well okay major) spelling mistake !

    May 12

    New modem [Caution Geeky] {Completed post}

    Hey! 

    I got me new modem - but im stuck in college till this afternoon, so i cant actually see if it works yet ! or how it works or anything...!
    But im bored and what the hell

    Dan

    Update:

    Hey! Ive just finished work
    Anyway - ive plugged the modem in and i can connect when i connect via that - granted its erm slightly awful connection, im still tryin to work out how im gonna get the router and the modem to work together - think it may involve a bit of manual IP setup and no DCHP :(

    Oh well wait for this download then ill try the whole router thing

    i'll update again if it actually works

    Dan

    Update again:

    Yay this morning i managed to get it working - with help from Google Groups - oh and finally remembering to allow the computer to connect

    Phil's Comment: The supplied modem is USB (Speedtouch) - cant use that with a router
    The logic ? my brother is an annoying sod and likes to use the internet - so he can in HIS room and i dont have the hassle  [Wireless]

    Dan


    [OFFTOPIC]

    Kat? photo gone - if not kat then err who are you :)

    [/OFFTOPIC]

    May 10

    Random Photo Question!!

    Okay after talking to James on msn i had an idea  

    This is a really easy question - does anyone have a photo of me and James?
    Dosnt matter if its a "real" photo or a digital photo - you have to be able to prove you have it - thats your task

    The photo of me and James in this post dosnt count!!!

    Dan

    May 09

    Gah

    Okay today went well go up at 11am, turned pc on went fine - had some lunch came to use the internet - everything came up Page Can't be Displayed - so restarted my adsl modem/router (from Belkin) and the bastard thing never came back  errr bollocks - got some SLIGHTY dodgy DHCP connection [Thats where the modem gives my computer an IP - rather like when you connect to the internet you get an ip to visit the web with].
    Slighty being it was setting me with 168.72.x.x ip's - rather then 192.168.2.x ip

    Sooo like you do its another trip to PC World (Yes i know hell on earth etc) told them what was wrong and said i wanted a diffrent router/modem - an saw this Linksys router - and thought this will do! should work being Cisco based.

    Got home came to plug ADSL cable from phone socket in - and realised there isnt actually a DSL modem on this new linksys router *eeek* - so Im using my fcuked Speedtouch USB modem *for now* and Thursday see's a trip to Scan to get a new DSL Modem !

    In case your curious the new modem will be:
    http://www.scan.co.uk/Products/ProductInfo.asp?WebProductID=115664

    The router i stupidly got a replacement of:
    http://www.linksys.com/products/product.asp?grid=33&scid=35&prid=610

    Old router
    http://catalog.belkin.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=&Section_Id=201523&pcount=&Product_Id=136514#

    Dan

    Uni

    Hey!

    So life life never stands still, and people move on in to their lifes, people get forced in to primary then high school, then goto college and uni and get a job etc!

    Okay - so im doing this the wrong way roung, i did the whole primary/high school thing, and i got a job 3.30 an hour (wow!) - it was money in my poket, we were going to the pub (nearly) everynight an fell i could afford it - then well time started to slip by and i tock a step back from my life and looked at what i had become, a supervisor at Spar - with stress from Customers, and Staff - hell i had to smile and be polite to the customers even though i hate them or i was havin a shite day
       So i tock this step out of my self, looked at what i became, and went to Connections (Careers advice centre - they renamed them selfs again), and asked about college and to do with computers - well they gave me a 16-18 leaflet - hell i was 18 at the time, so it was good - went to an interview at college the day before my 19th birthday and was told i was not allowed to do the course i had applied for - i kinda was shocked then BUT they gave me a an Adults education booklet - 19 and reading an 'ACE' booklet - well anyway i applied to college.

    This is where i am now, - ive taken another step and now im looking at UNI and a Second year at college, this is scary since well Ive never been in to the whole EXTRA education after leaving school, but i either stay where i am, still stressed out by working in a tiny spar, attempt to get a job in computers (this has proven really difficult - the more 'Sorry you havnt been offered this part, this time' letters the get, the more i think why do i bother?)
    So here is the step i have chosen to take, get off my fat lazy ass and am looking at Applying to Uni - the uni of choice at the moment is Stirling [ http://www.stir.ac.uk ](Scotland - Near Edinburg).
    There has been some comments about going to UCLAN [ http://www.uclan.ac.uk ] but it dosnt look great - Yes i know your going there phil and No James i havnt forgot you work there mate, anyway im only looking at the moment and if i decided ill post a link here!

    Dan

    To anyone who thinks about telling me about not getting in debt:
    FUCK OFF YOU WENT TO FUCKING UNI AND I DIDNT BICTH TO YOU ABOUT IT FFS

    May 06

    Yo!

    Okay so this is my first post on this green blog thingy!

    I should be at college this afternoooon  - but my tutor is ill and there was no one to cover (yay) Soooo i went in to town and said Hellooo! to Jenny after her and matt left kebab and cheese in my car <- sorry i meant to bitch at you for that - so ive done it here instead!

    Got home and this fucking twat blocked the drive then told this woman it was MY FAULT there are BAD EVIL people in the world

    Rawr Im off out later  - Going to see Claire *touch wood* and then to the pub for a quite drink